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kohpai:

“I hate cats”
Yo dude i trusted you wtf the fuck? What the fuck?? What the fuck what the

eggito:

☐ i dont sin
☐ i sin a little
☐ i sin sometimes
☐ i sin a lot
☑ im sinning right now

latias:

toastdurr:

wallabyvvay:

dancelilithdance:

toastdurr:

ironicbaking:

toastdurr:

“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”

i thought this was me at first and i was really confused

omg hi

WE’RE MULTIPLYING

uhhhhhhh

hey

literaryvariation:

werethatgeneration:

We’re the generation of women who will teach their sons to act respectfully instead of teaching our daughters to beware

This is everything I stand for.

kylajaykay:

mamayuuma:

“what will your kids think of that tattoo?”
my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like your parents did

i’m just going to reblog this over and over again until i give myself carpal tunnel

sowrongitsrosie:

looking back on myself this year like

nomzoms:

jacko-plantern:

foods dangerous to dogs:

1. avocadoes
2. alcohol
3. raw bread dough
4. caffeine
5. chocolate
6. grapes and raisins
7. onions and garlic
8. macadamia nuts
9. raw salmon
10. xylitol (artificial sweeteners)

if you have a dog please reblog this

even if you don’t have a dog reblog this

slutframing:

Teacher: You guys i actually have alot of homework to grade

Me:

policygal:

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

platypoose:

*signs a legal document with a glitter gel pen*

jonnhydcpp:

academic success is not the most important thing in my life, i tell myself as i’m having a breakdown because of academic success, the most important thing in my life

hashtagdion:

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.